Being a means for Johan Bert, one time attorney at the Brussels Bar, being sound of body and mind (well, sort of), and possessed of sublime great wit (ed note: in his own words, at least), undisputed reigning master of Trivial Pursuit (the game) and trivial pursuits (the waste of time) to allow all his friends, acquaintances and enemies to be aware of what he's up to now that he's been shipped of to a remote part of the world.